Did i tell you about?

imagination required for this one again.





mickey mouse is in the divorce court and the judge says to mickey


''mr mouse i cannot grant you a divorce from your wife minnie just because she has buck teeth''


mickey says''i did not say she had buck teeth i said she was fuc@ing GOOFY'' gud one eh!

Did i tell you about?
Nope, so thanks for enlightening me.


Phuqing Goofy! lol
Reply:heard it!
Reply:sad to slap the mouse
Reply:yes very cute one.
Reply:thats so cute lol
Reply:ha ha .......NOT.
Reply:I'm a bit Dozey but i got it in the end. It made Donald quack up when i told him.
Reply:HAHA thats good well done
Reply:Yes it was a good one!!!! I always knew that she was cheatin on him...But its okay cause he's been cheatin on her for years with me.....Im a huge Mickey Mouse fan.....thanx for puttin a smile on my face!!!!
Reply:well, I don't know what too say
Reply:no you didnt tell me about
Reply:Always knew Minnie was a $lut! Her and Mortimer Mouse...now goofy! ughhh now we know y she smells like cheese! n its not cuz shes a mouse! lol





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Reply:aiaiaiaiai I just saw her fuc*ing pink panther in my mail.


Can I get her. but she ignores me.
Reply:The line is the judge says ..."because you say she's crazy..."


The joke is in the words - crazy and goofy can mean the same thing, however when Goofy becomes a name it means something different.


Like the words crazy and nuts.


Charlie Brown was invited to a pool party and he bought a see-thru bathing suit. When he showed up, Lucy said, "Charlie Brown, I knew you were crazy but now I can clearly see your nuts."


In telling the joke the words you're and your sound the same.
Reply:wow whats al p on totaly ott
Reply:i always knew mickey was a heartles b@stard now we know.


hahahahahahaahahahahahaa
Reply:funny
Reply:hahahahahaha! I really like that one - so much so that I've just texted it to all my mates...thanks!!



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