Why does Micky Mouse want to divorce Minnie?

The Judge turns to Micky and says,


"Micky ; What's this I hear you want to divorce Minnie just because she has buck teeth"!!


Micky replies; " Your Honor I Didn't say I wanted to divorce Minnie because she has buck teeth, I said she was "F**king Goofy"

Why does Micky Mouse want to divorce Minnie?
Lmao very good.





here's one for you....





Apparantly on the Celebrity Disney X Factor contest Snow White has been kicked out.


Reportedly she was sitting on Pinnochio's face singing " Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies"
Reply:lol
Reply:LoL V Good
Reply:funny ha ha
Reply:it was almost funny but something just did not make sense. I think it was the buck teeth.
Reply:Haha...
Reply:thanks for distroy my child hood no i can't that image out of my head. %26gt;:(





Only joking, LOL brilliant
Reply:lol funni....
Reply:lol that was funny but change it to like the court thought that he thought she looked funny. it wouls just sound believeable that they thought he said looked funny or ya know looked goofy lol ya know but good one i liked that one
Reply:i didnt know they were married!
Reply:Because he has realised he is gay.
Reply:LOL!!!!!!!!





that was funny 9/10 no 10/10





excelent i need more like that
Reply:cool
Reply:heard that in 4th Grade-I'm 36


Barry T- same thing for that one too (a variation)





Oh yea, WTF w/ the buck teeth?
Reply:not funny at all. my mom works at disney and that joke is a discrase.
Reply:lol! good one! 10/10
Reply:rofl i love that joke man
Reply:good one. hilarious!
Reply:where did the buck teeth come from? something doesn't make sense
Reply:very good lol
Reply:mmmmm
Reply:ha ha good one 8/10
Reply:brilliant
Reply:lol great... but how could Goofy do that 2 his best mate???
Reply:very funny ha ha
Reply:love it, but when i heard it, he wanted to divorce her 4 being crazy, not having buck teeth. at least that's what the judge thought.......... lool





lool: laugh outrageously out loud



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