Bus shaped head. Any ideas?

I am a freak with a bald head shaped like a bus and huge buck teeth like a beaver. Is there a cream or powder that will make me look like Brad Pitt?

Bus shaped head. Any ideas?
You and Tyler both, I don't understand it...





You shouldn't change the way you look... You'll make a fine bowling ball for next years halloween party!
Reply:Look Penfold I finally found you here at Yahoo, your kids are hungry and the rent hasn't been paid for God knows. Are you gambling our last possessions again????











****cries****
Reply:no. just grow hair or get a wig. and get braces or get your teeth sanded down.
Reply:Nice.





Bad news: No.





Good news: you can start making money at the circus as an oddity..
Reply:One to Dick 'n' Nadger street please!
Reply:only powdered plastic surgeon Im afraid.
Reply:No, but I could use a backhoe for my backyard. What do you rent for by the hour?
Reply:Why don't you rent out the space to McDonald's?
Reply:Yes, you can mix the solution at home yourself... 50% Sulphuric acid and 50% belt sander.
Reply:beauty is only skin deep; so with your bus shaped head; it makes you special; and with your teeth original so you are a special sweet kind of a guy; with a few flaws; but we all have flaws; so it;s ok to have them; no one is perfect believe me.,.,
Reply:Why don't you have someone paint a bus on the back of your head? You can go around calling "All aboard !" and call out the names of the streets as you cross them..





Why would you want to look like Brad Pitt when you have such an unusual look ..there are a lot of Brad look alikes around,,,and only one of you,,,we love you just the way you are and if you decide to have the paint job done..Let me know, I'll inform the media..and you can get twice the publicity that Brad gets...
Reply:Embrace reality - try for Quentin Tarantino instead. He's famous and I'm sure he gets lots of girls.
Reply:If there's a bus behind yore face,


Why not rent out the extra space?
Reply:I have some good creams with vitamin A, but those will ake you look like ET. I don't know, maybe you like that better.
Reply:No that is impossible.


Good one though.
Reply:no, you will never look like him
Reply:Penfold Pitt. Has a nice ring to it.


Moley Pitt. No don't think so.



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