Sunday, August 2, 2009

Im having a party.. its going to be so cool but i need help?

okay... its a Nerdy partay! everyone wears thick rimmed glasses, ties and buck teeth, i have some games, but i need more. I have pin the glasses on the nerd and grooviest dancer. Its a stayover so i need lots, also im just gonna get pizzas. any ideas?.. also i dont want it to cost an arm and a leg

Im having a party.. its going to be so cool but i need help?
You could have a trivia tournament or a nerd based trivia about nerd movies such as Revenge of the nerds, weird science, 16 candles etc. Have a dance contest. Watch nerd movies. Play some computer games. Have a panty raid. Give nerds candy as prizes.


Give everyone a Nerd name like booger, or nerds from movies, cartoons, t.v. etc.


Here are some examples.


AJ, from The Fairly OddParents


Brainy Smurf, from The Smurfs


Alan "The Brain" Poweres, from Arthur (TV series)


Brain, Animaniacs, from Pinky and the Brain


Brains, from Thunderbirds


Brainy, Curly, Peabod Kid, Eugene, from Hey Arnold


Brian Johnson, from The Breakfast Club


Buddy "Syndrome" Pine, from The Incredibles


Chloe Sullivan, from Smallville


Cody Martin, from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody


Comic Book Guy, from The Simpsons


Dexter, Douglas, and Mandark, from Dexter's Laboratory


Donatello, from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


Doctor Emmett Brown, from Back to the Future series


Dwayne Wayne, from A Different World


Edd, from Ed, Edd, n Eddy


Egon Spengler, from Ghostbusters, The Real Ghostbusters


Eugene Florczyk, Grease (musical)


Farmer Ted, from Sixteen Candles


Gary and Wyatt, from Weird Science


Hermione Granger, from Harry Potter series


Irwin, from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy


Jimmy Neutron, from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius


Lewis Skolnick, from Revenge of the Nerds


Louis Tully, from Ghostbusters


Michael "Squints" Palledorous, from The Sandlot


Napoleon Dynamite, from Napoleon Dynamite


Neil Goldman, from Family Guy


Norbit, Norbit


Peter Parker, from Spider-Man


Phoebe, from Hey Arnold!


Poindexter, from Felix the Cat


Professor, from Gilligan's Island


Professor Frink, from The Simpsons


Professor Julius Kelp, The Nutty Professor


Revenge of the Nerds (many examples)


Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise (many examples)


Screech, from Saved by the Bell


Sherman Klump, The Nutty Professor (1996 film)


Lisa Simpson, from The Simpsons


Scooter, from Muppet Babies


Seth Cohen, from The OC


Skippy Handelman, from Family Ties


Sniffles, from Happy Tree Friends


Steve Urkel, from Family Matters


Stuart Minkus, from Boy Meets World


Sweetchuck, from Police Academy 2


Velma Dinkley, from Scooby-Doo


Wayne Szalinski, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids


Felix Unger from The New Odd Couple


Willy Wonka from Charlie and The Chocolate Factory


Clark Kent from Superman


Give out awards for the best nerd costume, nerdiest dance.


What a great theme. Why wasnt I invited? I'm the biggest nerd there is. LOL
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Reply:A Wyoming cowboy was herding his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"





The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"





The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT%26amp;T cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.





The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.





Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.





Soon he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1586 cows and calves."





"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.





Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"





The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"





"You're a consultant for the GOVERNMENT." says the cowboy.





"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"





"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know didley about cows...





Now give me back my dog."



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