Kidnapped!!!!!!?

While traveling, you are abducted by kidnappers. They do not want money and will not kill you if you do one of the following: 1) wearing nothing more than an elephant ears hat, fake buck teeth, size 64 clown feet and just a thong (girls can wear a bikini top), you must stand against a wall while they shoot at you with a tennis ball cannon for 15 minutes; 2) both of your hands will be placed in a hot waffle iron and the lid shut for 5 seconds.





Both instances will be filmed in High Def and sent to every news agency in the world. Which option would you take?

Kidnapped!!!!!!?
The first one. I would deflect the tennis balls with my ears and clown feet.
Reply:Would I have to wear the bikini top?
Reply:the first one of course
Reply:number 1...it would amaze ya what you can do with elephant ears....and that size 64 shoe...♥
Reply:with the big eared hat, buck teeth and super sized feet, why would I need the thong?





hehe
Reply:1 - for sure, no scars - bring on the tennis balls and bruise my azz up cause that waffle iron aint touching me!
Reply:the first one. i dont care if i get a black eye, just keep my hnds on!





besides, if they kidnap me, ill just kick their ***
Reply:Option 1 of course. I need the use of my hands.



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