POLL: Why am I never included on one of those "Most eligible bachelor" lists?

POLL: Unibrow, beer belly, or buck teeth?

POLL: Why am I never included on one of those "Most eligible bachelor" lists?
We have to keep it a secret because if word got out that you were eligible there would be a stampede and feeding frenzy of hot single women. Your personal liability policy issued to you as a group policyholder does not cover stampedes [see exclusion 7(A)(b)(3)] since we are insurance brokers based in Montana and Montana has been historically gun-shy about covering stampedes in this state because the risks far outweigh the cost benefit to us from your premium payments. If you would like to increase the premium, we can add a Rider for you. Please let us know.
Reply:all of that
Reply:unibrow... easy fix lol preobably because you got all 3 of those..? :o JK :P
Reply:I didn't know rodents were capable of electing eligible bachelors...





I suppose if you really tried you could become the Hef of "their" generation.
Reply:its "most" not "all" eligible bachelors. Dont feel bad they cant put all of us on there
Reply:Check San Francisco....I hear there's an opening.
Reply:Try the most illegible bachelor list instead, i think you'll be a real contender and if that fails there's always the most inedible scrotula and of course most indelible spatula.
Reply:Mmmmmm, you've always been on my secrete list%26lt;3
Reply:What was that part in the middle again?
Reply:Only because no one told the hordes of women that you are available. now that the word has been spread, you best hide in a meatball question somewhere
Reply:I told everyone you are. They haven't done anything yet as of today???





Btw those 3 are equally attractive.
Reply:because Sir, you are always surrounded by beautiful women and a handsome man such as Yourself intimidates the rest of us.
Reply:There's a stage at which one can get just too desirable - and the stampede overwhelms everyone - including your very goodself.



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